If I made a mistake or missed something, please let me know.
Hopefully, there will be more competitions to add to this list. (hint, hint)
Last Updated: 8/29/08
Overall Rankings
1st: Entity
Medals Obtained: 1 Gold
Placement History: x, x, x, 1
Average: 1.0
2nd: Selkie
Medals Obtained: 1 Silver
Placement History: 2, x, x, x
Average: 2.0
3rd: Intermission
Medals Obtained: 1 Gold
Placement History: x, 1, 4, x
Average: 2.5
Tie
*4th: drZool
Medals Obtained: 1 Bronze
Placement History: x, 3, x, x
Average: 3.0
*4th: stutesman
Medals Obtained: 1 Bronze
Placement History: 3, x, x, x
Average: 3.0
6th: Dataman
Medals Obtained: 1 Bronze
Place History: x, x, x, 3
Average: 3.0
7th: mnielsen
Medals Obtained: 2 Golds, 1 Silver
Placement History: 1, 2, 1, 9
Average: 3.3
Tie
*8th: holmstrom
Placement History: 4, x, x, x
Average: 4.0
*8th: Druin13
Placement History: x, x, x, 4
Average: 4.0
3-Way Tie
**10th: MetallicDragon
Placement History: 5, 5, x, x
Average: 5.0
**10th: Digrae
Placement History: x, x, 5, x
Average: 5.0
**10th: Sockfolder
Placement History: x, x, x, 5
Average: 5.0
13th: TheBob10a
Medals Obtained: 1 Bronze
Placement History: 5, 4, 3, 11
Average: 5.8
14th: Kelloran
Placement History: x, x, x, 6
Average: 6.0
15th: Sgt Superman
Medals Achieved: 1 Silver
Placement History: 10, 6, 7, 2
Average: 6.3
16th: jdelgado06
Placement History: x, x, x, 7
Average: 7.0
Tie
*17th: westfork
Placement History: 8, x, x, x
Average: 8.0
*17th: QB
Placement History: 9, x, x, 7
Average: 8.0
Tie
*19th: SteveJ
Placement History: x, 9, x, x
Average: 9.0
*19th: RocketRick
Placement History: 11, 7, x, x
Average: 9.0
Tie
*21st: SalD
Placement History: x, x, 10, x
Average: 10.0
*21st: bostich
Placement History: x, x, x, 10
Average: 10.0
23th: HexOxide
Placement History: x, x, 11, x
Average: 11.0
24th: weasel
Placement History: 7, x, 6, 21
Average: 11.3
4-Way Tie
***25th: Gieron
Medals Obtained: 1 Silver
Placement History: x, 8, 2, 26
Average: 12.0
***25st: Twilightzero
Placement History: x, x, 12, x
Average: 12.0
***25st: irishxpride
Placement History: 12, x, x, x
Average: 12.0
***25th: fabalou
Placement History: x, x, x, 12
Average: 12.0
29th: nEwImEr
Placement History: x, x, x, 13
Average: 13.0
Tie
*30th: Speedemon
Placement History: x, x, 9, 19
Average: 14.0
*30th: lootsorrow
Placement History: x, x, x, 14
Average: 14.0
32nd: Unbridled
Placement History: x, x, x, 15
Average: 15.0
Tie
*33rd: Pojo
Placement History: x, x, 8, 24
Average: 16.0
*33rd: C4FF
Placement History: x, x, x, 16
Average: 16.0
35th: Bad Tactics
Placement History: x, x, x, 17
Average: 17.0
36th: Recursive
Placement History: x, x, x, 18
Average: 18.0
37th: orangepeel
Placement History: x, x, x, 20
Average: 20.0
38th: Dr. Phil
Placement History: x, x, x, 22
Average: 22.0
39th: Jizzo
Placement History: x, x, x, 23
Average: 23.0
40th: GLMANTRA
Placement History: x, x, x, 25
Average: 25.0
A( freaking awesome) Haphazard Competition
Product Placement
close the door
fetch
Scoring
Each rod or stick: +1
Unpowered wheels: +2
Powered wheels: +4
Achievements
A green solution: -10 or 1/2 your score, whatever decreases your score the most (use no powered wheels)
A champion solution: -5 (keep the ball in the goal)
A boomerang solution: -7 (bring all goal pieces back to the start area)
A brown solution: -4 (only rods/sticks used)
A clean solution: -3 (clear all remains of your machine from the stage)
Note: no glitchy solutions allowed.
Prize Pool
* A customized Congratulations message
* Honor
* One (1) miracle. only redeemable at your nearest miracle redeeming kiosk
* Three (3) good dreams no purchase necessary; consume at your own risk
* The right to say you are "A kick-♥♥♥ contraptioner," also known as a Akac
*
+ another (according to weasel) 
Gold: Entity
Product Placement: -14
Close the door: -15
Fetch: -4
Total: -33
Silver: Sgt Superman
Product Placement: -9
Close the door: -15
Fetch: -4
Total: -28
Bronze: Dataman
Product Placement: -9
Close the door: -11
Fetch: -5
Total: -25
4th: Druin13
Product Placement: -9
Close the door: -12
Fetch: -3
Total: -24
5th: Sockfolder
Product Placement: -3
Close the door: -16
Fetch: -2
Total: -21
6th: Kelloran
Product Placement: -7
Close the door: -14
Fetch: 7
Total: -14
7th: QB
Product Placement: -5
Close the door: -13
Fetch: 6
Total: -12
7th: jdelgado06
Product Placement: -6
Close the door: -4
Fetch: -2
Total: -12
9th: mnielsen
Product Placement: -7
Close the door: -9
Fetch: 5
Total: -11
10th: bostich
Product Placement: 2
Close the door: -11
Fetch: -1
Total: -10
11th: TheBob10a
Product Placement: -7
Close the door: -5
Fetch: 5
Total: -7
12th: fabalou
Product Placement: -7
Close the door: 1
Fetch: 7.5
Total: 1.5
13th: nEwImEr
Product Placement: -3
Close the door: 6
Fetch: -1
Total: 2
14th: lootsorrow
Product Placement: 1
Close the door: -5
Fetch: 7
Total: 3
15th: Unbridled
Product Placement: -7
Close the door: -3
Fetch: 15
Total: 5
16th: C4FF
Product Placement: -6
Close the door: 11.5
Fetch: 0
Total: 5.5
17th: Bad Tactics
Product Placement: 0
Close the door: -3
Fetch: 9
Total: 6
18th: Recursive
Product Placement: 7
Close the door: -6
Fetch: 6
Total: 7
19th: Speedemon
Product Placment -7
Close The Door 7
Fetch 11
Total: 11
20th: orangepeel
Product Placement: 14
Close the door: 3
Fetch: 1
Total: 18
21st: Weasel
Product Placement: 2
Close the door: 9
Fetch: 10
Total: 21
22nd: Dr. Phil
Product Placement: 11.5
Close the door: 10
Fetch: 14
Total: 35.5
23rd: Jizzo
Product Placement: 11
Close the door: 18
Fetch: 13
Total: 42
24th: pojo
Product Placement: 29
Close the door: 15.5
Fetch: 6
Total: 50.5
25th: GLMANTRA
Product Placement: 26
Close the door: 18
Fetch: 35
Total: 79
26th: Gieron
Product Placement: 49
Close the door: 152
Fetch: 115
Total: 316 (Editor's Note: LOL!!!!!!!)
A(nd one more) Haphazard Competition
SOS... Don't let your contraption sink!
Push and Catch... Careful of the rocking
Split Timing: Too Evil?
Scoring
Each rod or stick: +1
Unpowered wheels: +2
Powered wheels: +4
Not completing a level: +90
Achievements
A Green solution: -10 or 1/2 your score, whatever decreases your score the most (use no powered wheels)
A Champion solution: -5 (keep the ball in the goal)
A Boomerang solution: -7 (bring all goal pieces back to the start area)
A Brown solution: -4 (only rods/sticks used)
A Clean solution: -3 (clear all remains of your machine from the stage)
Prize Pool
A customized Congratulations message
Honor
One (1) miracle. only redeemable at your nearest miracle redeeming kiosk
Three (3) good dreams no purchase necessary; consume at your own risk
Gold: mnielsen
SOS: -9
(Beauty)Push and Catch: -9
(Most amazing solution ever)Split Timing: 1
(This guy clearly has no life if he comes up with solutions like these)Total: -17
Silver: Gieron
SOS: -10
Push and Catch: 3
Split Timing: 15
(Pretty interesting green solution) Total: 8
Bronze: TheBob10a
SOS: -8
(Only brown champion, beautiful natural pult award)Push and Catch: 5
Split Timing: 15
Total: 12
4th: Intermission
SOS: 4
Push and Catch: 3
Split Timing: 15
Total: 22
5th: Digrae
SOS: 6
Push and Catch: 3
Split Timing: 20
Total: 29
6th: weasel
SOS: 13
Push and Catch: 4
(Simplest Award)Split Timing: 19
Total: 36
7th: Sgt Superman
SOS: 4
Push and Catch: 7
Split Timing: 27
(Most Symmetric Award)Total: 38
8th: Pojo
SOS: 12
Push and Catch: 14 (Funniest solution)
Split Timing: 22
Total: 48
9th: Speedemon
SOS: 4
Push and Catch: 20
Split Timing: 25
Total: 49
10th: SalD
SOS: 14
Push and Catch: 13
Split Timing: 48
Total: 75
11th: HexOxide
SOS: 12
Push and Catch: 19
Split Timing: 60
Total: 91
12th: Twilightzero (only one entry)
SOS: (In the author's words) My score: LOTS. I suck, but I'm happy my machine worked
(Overly Complex Solution Award)Total: A lot
A(nother) Haphazard Competition
Simple Rotation
Super Mario Bros Level 1
switched things up
Scoring
Each rod or stick: +1
Unpowered wheels: +2
Powered wheels: +4
Not completing a level: +100
Achievements
A Green solution: -10 or 1/2 your score, whatever decreases your score the most
A Champion solution: -5
A Boomerang solution: -7
Prize Pool
A customized Congratulations message
Honor
One (1) miracle. only redeemable at your nearest miracle redeeming kiosk
Gold: Intermission
Simple Rotation: -10
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 5
Switching things up: 4
(Simplest Solution)Total: -1
Silver: mnielsen
Simple Rotation: -7
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 7
Switching things up: 8
(Most unexpected maneuver)Total: 8
Bronze: drZool
Simple Rotation: -5
(Anti-wheel solution)Super Mario Bros Level 1: 8
Switching things up: 6
(Nice throw solution)26Total: 9
4th: TheBob10a
Simple Rotation: 10
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 6
Switching things up: 10
(Smallest solution)Total: 26
5th: MetallicDragon
Simple Rotate: 8
Mario Lv 1: 10
Switch it up: 9
(Slowest solution)Total: 27
6th: Sgt Superman
Simple Rotation: -4
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 9
(Only green entry solution)switched things up: 33
Total: 38
7th: RocketRick
Simple Rotation: 7
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 10
Switching things up: 30
(Most like my solution)Total: 47
8th: Gieron
Simple Rotation: 19
Super Mario Bros Level 1: 17
Switching things up: 17
(Most mirror image-like solution)Total: 53
9th: SteveJ
Simple Rotation: 4
(Hardest to tell if it is a champion solution)Super Mario Bros Level 1: 7
Switching things up: 100
Total: 111
A Haphazard Competition
Easy Street
No Bridge over troubled water
Top n' Bottom
Scoring
Each rod or stick: +1
Unpowered wheels: +2
Powered wheels: +4
Not completing a level: +100
Achievements
A Green solution: -10 or 1/2 your score, whatever number is bigger
A Champion solution: -5
Prize Pool
A customized Congratulations message
Honor
Gold: mnielsen
Easy Street: 3
No Bridge: -13
Top n' Bottom: 21
Total: 11
Silver: Selkie
Easy Street: 3
No Bridge: -13
Top n' Bottom: 25 (pretty slick solution, but takes forever to finish)
Total: 15
Bronze: stutesman
Easy Street: 5
No Bridge: -11
Top n' Bottom: 24
Total: 18
4th: holmstrom
Easy Street: 7
No Bridge: -9
Top n' Bottom: 24
Total: 22
5th: TheBob10a
Easy Street: 3
No Bridge: -12
Top n' Bottom: 32
Total: 23
5th: MetallicDragon
Easy Street: 9
No Bridge: -9
Top n' Bottom: 23
Total: 23
7th: weasel
Easy Street: 7
No Bridge: -6
Top n' Bottom: 26
Total: 27
8th: westfork
Easy Street: 7
No Bridge: -9
Top n' Bottom: 32
Total: 30
9th: QB
Easy Street: 7
No Bridge: -13
Top n' Bottom: 47
Total: 41
10th: Sgt Superman
Easy Street: 7
No Bridge: 14
Top n' Bottom: 38
Total: 59
11th: RocketRick
Easy Street: 14
No Bridge: 29
Top n' Bottom: 44
Total: 87
12th: irishxpride
Easy Street: 13
No Bridge: 36
Top n' Bottom: 49 (nice bit of acrobatics at the end)
Total: 98
