Corrupt-a-wish

[tobytrainz]

Your wish has come true. You did not get brownies because you did not wish for them, you 'with' for them.
I wish for nothing.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but you get the tiniest morsel of something.

I wish I wasn't sad.

[bitasy1]

Granted, but you feel suicidal and jump off the EMP
I wish the next person to post would die right after they finish typing "granted" or any synonym for that word, whether it be a phrase or another word or other type of language, made up or real. and then a bird would fly in somehow (be creative) and click post. I also WISH I had a batch of perfectly normal brownies.

[JayJSE2]

granted, but i was resuscitated and the bird typed this before clicking post and i poisoned your perfectly normal brownies

I wish I didn't have to get braces 3 days before my birthday(and no it can not be any other time before my birthday)

[bitasy1]

granted, but you have to get them ON your b-day(HAHA FLAW!) AND that is your ONLY present! LOL
I wish the next person to post would die right after they finish typing "granted" or any synonym for that word, whether it be a phrase or another word or other type of language, made up or real, would die. Then a bird would fly in somehow (be creative) and click post before it clicks anything else what so ever. I also WISH I had a batch of perfectly normal brownies.

[darkeagle]

I'm sorry, what?

I wish I wasn't so fricken cold!

[crumby1]

Granted, but now, instead of being cold, you're freakin' BURNING.

I wish my face wasn't numb.

[bitasy1]

Granted, but your face is not numb anymore because you died now you dont have a face to be numb

I wish the next person to post would die right after they finish typing "granted" or any synonym for that word, whether it be a phrase or another word or other type of language, made up or real, would die. Then a bird would fly in somehow (be creative) and click post before it clicks anything else what so ever. I also WISH I had a batch of perfectly normal brownies.

Try to read.....
And maybe understand a little too?

[jammedhanson.]

granted, but i turned into freddy kruger and i went into your dream to make you think that you typed that sentence, so it only exists in your mind

I wish my fridge was next to my computer

[bitasy1]

Granted, but while you are replying to this, it falls on you, restricting you from the computer. You had just typed granted when you were crushed, and a part of the fridge broke off and hit the mouse, bouncing upwards and clicking after it hit it in to the POSTREPLY button.

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible AND invincibility.

[crumby1]

Granted. For 3 milliseconds.

I wish Miranda hadn't unknowingly insulted me earlier. ._.

[darkeagle]

Granted, now she knowingly insulted you.

I wish the weekend wasn't so long.

[BoredDude2]

Granted, it wasn't so long, it was only 7 letters, W E E K E N D.
I wish I had 4 arms.

[zedifo]

Granted, your arm chair now has 4 arms.

I wish that this will be the last ever post in this topic.

[FCBerticus]

Granted, but I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY D:

I WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON

[zedifo]

Granted, but I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY D:

I WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON

Read the OP

[BoredDude2]

Granted FCBerticus, you knew what WAS going on when this thread was made.
I wish I could eat the cookie from the "Steal the cookie" game.

[zedifo]

Granted. The "Steal the cookie" game you were talking about was the game played by sewage workers in which the first to find an intact cookie wins.

I wish that I am and always will be Chuck Norris.

[FCBerticus]

Granted, but being Chuck Norris, the fact that everything you touch turns to gold gets annoying after a while.

I wish that my school will be closed tomorrow like it has been these last 2 days.

[darkeagle]

Granted, it is closed the next day, but only due to an outbreak of the flu. A very nasty strain of the flu. Which you somehow caught.

I wish my life was going better.