Corrupt-a-wish

[zedifo]

3000th Reply!!!


Granted, you didn't make it, I did.

I wish that this thread will get another 1000 posts.

[snake maker]

granted, but you realize it was a sewing thread, now a forum thread


I wish it was february, mid-winter break <3

[snake maker]

(offtopic) i wish fc had more members again, this thread would get a post every 5 seconds like lol

[BoredDude2]

Granted, but it SUCKS.
I wish that I had a tail.

[wardaddy12]

Granted, but it gets in the way of everything.
I wish someone else had a tail.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but it is covered in spikes. Oh, and it's in your eye, as well.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Gunnar9797]

The wish comes true, but you never get a cookie because the wish-machine 3000 ran out of them since so many people wish for them.

I wish for a wish-machine 3000.

[darkeagle]

Does not compute. >.>

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes.

[crazybuilder07]

granted, as it turns out you make a poor ninja so your reflexes really aren't all the spectacular.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

[darkeagle]

Granted, you can leap tall buildings, but not short ones.

I wish I had a cup of hot chocolate.

[wardaddy12]

Granted, but you can't sue me if you spill it.

I wish for a fantastic contraption.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but it's dead. ._.

I wish for fish.

[crazybuilder07]

Granted, jellyfish.

I wish for a spoon.

[darkeagle]

Granted, but it's implanted in your skull. :D

I wish for ipecac painting skillz.

[camaro 09]

granted, but all your brushes are moldy.

i wish the forums were the way they used to be

[MrCon2]

Granted, but you're banned D:

I wish I could retire :D

[darkeagle]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I knew who this new person above me was.

[MrCon2]

Granted, but I'm not new >_< this is MrContraptionne's new acc.

I wish I wasnt forgotten so easily D:>

[crazybuilder07]

granted, but no one ever really liked you.

(I remember you :D)

I wish macaroni was invincible!

[darkeagle]

(Oh, sorry! I didn't know that was you! )

Granted, but it also happens to be alive. Oh, and it despises humans. Oh, and you're a human. Oh, and it can kill.

I wish I could go back and relive one day of my life.