Corrupt-a-wish

[tmusquiez]

granted but they're dead babies.

I wish the sky was green

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but it rains dead babies everyday(yay?!)

I wish that i was a master at typing with my nose.

[tmusquiez]

granted but the keyboard is never plugged in when you type with your nose for some reason.

I wish that I can cure AIDS

[Hamtaro42]

granted but now you broke your arms and can only type with your nose, and my corrupted wish takes affect on you.

I wish i could hit the keyboard with my head without hurting my nose.

[resetxc]

granted, you no longer have a nose

I wish I could play video games forever

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but now you can't do anything else and die from starvation.

I wish that that the calculator will be able to divide by zero.

[resetxc]

Granted but now you arent allowed to divide by any other numbers

I wish the sky was red

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but the redness is a ton of evil little penguins who are making an army to destroy the world. Nice going.

I wish i was part of the penguin army.

[resetxc]

granted, but they use you as a meat shield


I wish everyone spoke the same language

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but the wish goes wrong and everyone speaks Japanese and you only know English and no one can teach you how to speak Japanese.

I wish for some gold.

[resetxc]

You get all the fools gold in the world

I wish for a pair of jeans

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but the jeans were to big, there was no belt, and all of the belts in the world are gone. Also, only size 5554 jeans exist now.

I wish i had a robot mecha thingamajig.

[resetxc]

It kills you

I wish I had a big bouncy ball

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but you bounced to the sun.


I wish i had a sasquatch thing that slaps people(except for me).

[resetxc]

It slaps and kills everyone and everything you ever loved

I wish I could see through walls

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but everyone else can too and you can't be alone anymore.

I wish i could guess right in the guess the previous poster game.

[darkeagle]

Granted but you can't in the guess the next poster

[Hamtaro42]

Granted but then something happens.( you wished for nothing so something happens, MWAHAHA!!!)

I wish for more pie.

[resetxc]

Granted but you arent allowed to interact with it

I wish for a girlfriend

[darkeagle]

Granted but the pie is poo flavored

I wish for a million dollars