Corrupt-a-wish

[FCFTW!!]

granted, but its not the sort you were thinking of...
I wish i had 2 fans.

[blegles]

granted, but they are both broken
i wish my face was purple

[FCFTW!!]

Granted but you and anyone that can see you are colour blind.
I wish people would ask for wishes without side effects...

[tmusquiez]

granted but there are effects on the side.

I wish someone would copy my wish.

[mmmxa]

granted, but nobody goes to this thread anymore.

i wish i had a tree that grew 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ per second and the tree and money was indestructable.

[blegles]

granted, but the money was romam
i wish i was cool

[tmusquiez]

granted but it's a very hot day
i wish that pigs could fly

[mmmxa]

granted, but pigs dont know how to fly and they crash.

i wish my money on my money tree grew money for the U.S.A.

[blegles]

granted, but it grew counterfeit and you were arrested

[tmusquiez]

granted, but it grew counterfeit and you were arrested

i wish you had remembered to make a wish

[blegles]

granted, but i forgot again

[FCFTW!!]

Now for a real wish...
I wish the global recession would stop.

[tmusquiez]

granted but within a day, the success collapses.

I really wish I hadn't eaten 10 whole, raw jalapenos last night (Not kidding either)

[blegles]

granted but they were actually poison

i wish i was not myself

[idiot wit a can]

Granted, but you're a jobless deadbeat with no life.

I wish all of my my wishes get corrupted.

[tmusquiez]

The was a fatal error in attempting to process your wish. Please try again, and if this problem persists, please try at a later time or make another wish.

[Afronanny]

Granted, but you didn't actually make a wish

I wish i never wished this wish that i am now wishing right after i wished i hadnt wished for not wishing for something. Say the ten times fast

[ryan12662]

Wish granted. but the wish you wish you never wished that you are wishing right after you hadnt wished for wishing something isnt a wish because the wish you wish you wished wouldnt wish after you wished you could wish...
I wish i had a cookie.

[tmusquiez]

granted, but it was made with salt on accident instead of sugar.

I wish I i could post a reply

[idiot wit a can]

Granted, but i dont like it.

i wish all of my wishes get corrupted.