Challenge: Car bomb the embassy!

[Twilightzero]

The vehicle is prepared as you requested, comrade, loaded high with explosives and shrapnel. At noon, we will crash into the embassy wall and destroy the enemy pigdogs in purifying fire while bringing glory and honor to our families! FOR THE HORDE!!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=440982 (reference design)

Join me in celebrating their destruction by posting your own car/tank bombs! http://FantasticContraption.com/?levelId=4536
-Only explodey contraptions allowed!
-Get the ambassador's head into the goal!
-Sense of humor required!

Even if your contraption doesn't score, post it here so others of us can get a laugh out of it!


UPDATE: The embassy has responded by rebuilding a more reinforced embassy!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?levelId=7561



(Please note that in no way is the author of this post glorifying or condoning or encouraging terrorism. Also note that the author is not attempting to insult Russians, communists, muslims, jews, hindus, republicans, democrats, rednecks, retards, mexicans, blacks, gays, lesbians, or Michael Jackson.

This is a JOKE, people!

Well okay maybe the last one... )

[NightStryke]

I think we can call off the bombing; the ambassador seems to have died from leprosy.

[Twilightzero]

I think we can call off the bombing; the ambassador seems to have died from leprosy.

So I suck at level design. It was thrown together in a hurry to support my bombing habit

[mtdewd]

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=440982 (reference design)

That's a fabulous explosion. I can't believe it solves the level.

[Twilightzero]

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=440982 (reference design)

That's a fabulous explosion. I can't believe it solves the level.

That part was rather unintentional

[sald]

Gotta be honest, this is a lot harder than I expected.

[Twilightzero]

Gotta be honest, this is a lot harder than I expected.

Yeah I'm starting to think I should've given him a bigger head and maybe some thinner walls. I still want to see the failures though!

[sald]

Here's one! Wait a little, it gets more interesting. Hopefully it will work, it seems like sometimes it's a dud.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=446212

[Twilightzero]

Here's one! Wait a little, it gets more interesting. Hopefully it will work, it seems like sometimes it's a dud.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=446212

I like it! But I'd make the bottom wheels into bombs too!

[Twilightzero]

I'm getting soooo close! Took out the building, just didn't blast his head through the window:

EDIT: This one actually works over half the time!!! WOOHOO!!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=447843


This one didn't quite work, blew the front wall away and left the building unscathed:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=447835

[pacifist]

When the NSA shows up; I don't know you guys.

[Entity]

I'm getting soooo close! Took out the building, just didn't blast his head through the window:

EDIT: This one actually works over half the time!!! WOOHOO!!

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=447843


This one didn't quite work, blew the front wall away and left the building unscathed:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=447835

lol.
funny ♥♥♥♥.

[Twilightzero]

When the NSA shows up; I don't know you guys.

But you don't...(?)

Khalveen? Who ees thees...Khalveen?

[pojo]

The bomb breaks it's outer shell... then fixes itself... the blows the house down.

Go figure...
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=450408

[sald]

My watertower of doom ipecac fails.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=450533

Jeez, it's really hard to make a good bomb!

[NightStryke]

It's not a bomb, but my tank destroyes the embassy and drives right over the remains:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=450739

I'm about to work on something of ipecac scale; could take a while. And hopefully it works.

[sald]

I accidentally built a bomb proof container

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=451454

[Twilightzero]

My watertower of doom ipecac fails.

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=450533

Jeez, it's really hard to make a good bomb!

It ipecac fails but the huge spin-up is AWESOME!

[Twilightzero]

I accidentally built a bomb proof container

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=451454

From what I've seen the best bombs have a lot of wheels that are able to spin more or less freely. Your wheels don't have enough space to move to make the engine glitch. I have a theory that it's doing 2 separate calculations, 1 in radians for circular motion, and 1 in XY for linear motion, then averaging or comparing the two. Having the intersection between a linear part and a radians part inside the wheel could very well cause it to come up with some negative results on one of them and cause it to go boom, therefore the more it moves the more chance you have of a big boom. At least that's my current theory

[Twilightzero]

It's not a bomb, but my tank destroyes the embassy and drives right over the remains:

http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=450739

I'm about to work on something of ipecac scale; could take a while. And hopefully it works.

And here I thought the embassy was more secure than that! It's so hard to find good contractors these days...